Horse Humor Videos
Hay, sometimes you just need some Horse Humor videos in your day to make you laugh. Horse around a little and check out some funny horse videos that will give you a laugh.
Next time you go to the track listen to the announcer calling the race. You will hear some funny combinations of names.
The combination of “My Wife Knows Everything” and “The Wife Doesn’t Know” battling it out on the track and racing neck and neck it’s pretty funny.
Make sure you take a listen to the video below and enjoy some Horse Humor in your day.
Please leave comments on your funny Horse Humor videos, stories, and even one liner with us in the comments section, we would enjoy reading them.
Funny Horse Humor Names
Horsing Around Humor
Funny Horse Jokes
What did Mr. Ed say to the throat specialist?
I’m feeling a little horse today
What is a horse favorite kind of party?
A stall ball
Why couldn’t the horse sing?
Because his voice was a little hoarse
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is walking around barefoot
What disease does a horse fear the most?
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
What is a jockey’s motto?
Put your money where your mount is
What is the strongest animal?
A Racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once
Why is Horse Racing so romantic?
The horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye
What kind of bread does a horse eat?
Why are there so many women jockeys?
Because they like the thought of having 14 hands between their legs
Funny Horse One Liners
“Zebras are just horses that couldn’t escape from prison”
“I bet a great horse yesterday; it took eight horses to beat him”
“I bet on a horse today at 20:1: he came in at 12:55”
“If Horse Racing is the “Sport of Kings”, how come there are no royal jockeys?”
“At the race track you will see 3 “Bet Here” windows and only 1 “Pay Out” window”
“It would have been a photo finish, by the time my horse finished, it was too dark to take the picture”